Finnish This Bazooka

I got my first birthday present, six days before my birthday! It came from one of my totally awesome sisters, and it is called "Fnish Ths Bk". There are spaces on the cover to fill in, and I have decided to fill it in with "Finnish This Bazooka". If you can find a more creative way to fill in "ths", please tell me. (:

So far it's been fun. It's basically a half-finished instruction book for spies and sleuths.  Tomorrow I will annoy Mom with not talking during a meal and doing school left-handed. (:

Anyway, it had me cut out these "disguise" pieces, and take a picture of myself. Here are the pictures:

Ain't nobody gonna recognize me now! Admittedly, it's kinda hard to see...

Oh, and badly put-on sideburns

Here's the opening of the present

Grace got a horse calendar from Grandma and Grandpa. I never noticed how close our birthdays are.

Here is my translation of "STHS IHOE MILC PNDR LGTE ESHT"

Note to self: Hoid is not a word. Neither is hoidth

This is my other translation. Needless to say, it didn't work. (The lines that start with RFE and 54 are the original, the lines that start with 9 and LK are the translation.) HMFL and Y4W3 is the signature lines. That didn't work either.

My entire work of cracking codes. I tried the picture above's code three or four times, in two different ways. Neither worked. *sigh*

So, that's my b-day present! I might post more of the stuff I do, if it is worthy. (: